Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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