she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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