ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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