ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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