I must be too annoying 4 u.
3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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