I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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