Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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