Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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