So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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