dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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