He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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