FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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