Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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