so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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