Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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