She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
i need to put some appletini on your dick
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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