have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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