We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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