Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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