are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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