when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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