i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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