Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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