...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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