i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
420 ftw
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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