i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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