about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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