We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
time to smoke my breakfast
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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