Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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