i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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