Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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