She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
