Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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