ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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