i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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