Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
