Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
false alarm. still invincible.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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