normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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