Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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