We're like a lot better than the average bears
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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