nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Randomize
