Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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