playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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