your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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