If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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