i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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