doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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