Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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