his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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