woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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