Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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