Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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