if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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