Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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