Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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