im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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