You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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