I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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