Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
The air was thick with penises
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
